bacon!

[tangent23]

Wake n’ Bacon: wake up and smell the… bacon?

Posted Jun 26, 2005, 10:33 AM ET by Ryan Block
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There are oh so many ways to bring home that bacon, but only a precious few to get those lovely saturated fats ready for your system. But thanks to the Wake n’ Bacon, now you too can shave a few steps off your morning process while also managing to add a little oily greasiness to your environs. As soon as your alarm goes off, boom, halogen lamp broils you up some bacon in about 20 minutes no problem—just don’t keep smacking the snooze button, or you might wind up with some seriously charred remains.

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[AddictProne]

this thread makes me want bacon. Thick slabs of fatty bacon on some kind of bread. I love chewing on pieces of it like cud. Hmmmm, work the juices onto the tongue. Yeah.

It's sexy.

[yamchild]

mmm... i had spinach salad topped with crumbled bacon bits this weekend.

[may]

bacon donut:


bacon baklava:

[stinky]

i made refried beans the other night. put some bacon in them, oh my goodness. so good.

[AddictProne]

wow that baklava looks so delicious i'm salivating in my chair.

[FDM]

^ except to the muslim and jewish worlds. maybe if they gave up their animosity and pork aversion, they could bond over a nice crispy plate of bacon.

anybody see that episode of the simpsons where lisa and homer do the sensory deprivation chambers, and lisa dreams she's homer? and she dreams she's eating the bigass sandwich with bacon, canadian bacon and mexican bacon?

what the fuck is mexican bacon?

[YelloKitty]

bacon of the month club

[YelloKitty]

The Bacon of the Month Club is the greatest of all gifts. I’m not making that up. I get calls from customers all the time that tell me this. In my humble opinion no other club in the universe gives you as much pleasure and sheer delight as The Bacon of the Month Club. The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little. Join for yourself. Give yourself the gift of bacon.

Twelve different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month*
Informative notes on all bacon selections
Discounts on Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
The Bacon Strip—Our monthly bacon comic strip for members only
The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
A Little Rubber Toy Pig
One free Bacon Tee-Shirt

[herrokitty]

Originally posted by YelloKitty
The Bacon of the Month Club is the greatest of all gifts. I’m not making that up. I get calls from customers all the time that tell me this. In my humble opinion no other club in the universe gives you as much pleasure and sheer delight as The Bacon of the Month Club. The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little. Join for yourself. Give yourself the gift of bacon.

Twelve different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month*
Informative notes on all bacon selections
Discounts on Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
The Bacon Strip—Our monthly bacon comic strip for members only
The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
A Little Rubber Toy Pig
One free Bacon Tee-Shirt

[chottomatteyo]

Definitely God's (or whoever the higher power is for you) best meat.

[FDM]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4605202.stm

[650lex]

green bacon?

i smell a "st. patrick's day special" sandwich in the making!

[Iago]

Brilliant! Glow in the dark bacon. Now I can enjoy bacon while I have my lights turned off... and my shit will now GLOW!

[35ft6]

Originally posted by funkydrunknmonk
what the fuck is mexican bacon?

A pig wearing a sombrero.

Seriously, though... I was eating a ham sandwich the other day and I started imagining a pig, and I got grossed out. I through the whole package of ham out. I felt like I was eating human skin. I'm not saying it made sense, just that it happened and I'm pretty sure I can never eat ham again. But I'm going to keep eating bacon. And this gross out thing doesn't work with other animals.