Your Favorite Lounge Quote of the moment

[lakeside resort]

Originally posted by shammy718
^just had some coffee and clicked on this.
big mistake.

[SDP]

i'm a big fan of
my own bathroom! - 650Lex

[herrokitty]

Originally posted by matu

My friend Mike... when he first showed up, the kids asked what his name was... he would say:

"Michael"

"You mean like Michael Jackson?"

"NO. NOT AT ALL LIKE HIM."

[AlaskanKiwi]

Originally posted by Nerv'
just me reaction: THere are times when it is truly better to be able to be in someone else's hands, when they are right for it. on the other hand, learning the art of being good to yourself is probably a lifelong study. Make some tea, take a bath, put on some Beethoven. Is your bathrode in good shape? The first extra $50 anyone ever has should be spent on the perfect bathrobe
see: http://sierratradingpost.com I think they had "small" in stock when I was shopping last...

5 lbs. of egyptian cotton, baby!

[yamchild]

Originally posted by golivar
whiteys with too much time on their hands.

i actually think watching a corpse rot would be pretty interesting.

took the words right out of my mouth.

[ocd]

Originally posted by slackerbot
at hipster pool parties, the pool gets contaminated with hair spray and make-up. and that's just from the guys.

[herrokitty]

Originally posted by long duck
i had one with a redhead chick and a fat chick when i was in high school, they were both 15 and high....i just walked in at the right time. a couple years ago i found out the red head commited suicide and the fat girl is in prison on some kind of drug charges. it was not that great because they wouldn't do anything to each other...i basically just took turns fucking one while the other watched.

[Asharak]

Originally posted by Iago
Final finally director's cut of Blade Runner. Deceased helmer gives final approval to a new slice of pic. To be released in 3005. Limited to 2 copies. Priced for consumption at 35K. Must be purchased with a Micchy Dee's Delish Happy Meal.

Originally posted by grandpa_shig
ps

not quite as cool as the angry chinese dude but i ride the wilshire rapid and there was this swarthy old bag lady with hella shit in the aisle and this one dude goes to step over it and she busts out in a pirate voice i shit thee not complete with YARRRRs and she told the dude he'd have to walk the plank! it was fucken excellent. anyways, this dude stepping over her mtn. of shit really set her off and she starts babbling to herself and then turns to the kid sitting next to her (which btw, was trying to ignore her by blasting his ipod) yeah so anyways, she turns to that kid and in her pirate voice starts telling this kid that he "should know who he's going to marry because that vagina could kill you!" her words. and she carries on about how you need to know your spouse and how toilet paper can give your vagina paper cuts oh shit i woulda laughed out loud but i didnt want to draw the attention. anyways, this just reminded me of her.

[golivar]

from the Fast and the Furious 3 thread:

Originally posted by shawgirl74
i think i'll drift by this one.

[herrokitty]

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
criteria for japan town:

1) several japanese restaurants

must include at least two sushi places so you can fight about which one is better even though it may be obvious that one place is superior.

hopefully one of the restaurants offers bentos and mochi.

2) at least a couple japanese department stores or one huge japanese department store.

must have a japanese household goods like futons.

must have the good arare snacks.

must have manga. not just sailor moon manga either.

3) minimum of one japanese supermarket. supermarket/department store combo acceptable too if cumulative size of japantown is not big enough proportionately.

4) japanese workers who are friendly to white folks. a few of them can have emo or punk attitudes but not be over the quota of 5 out of 100.

5) minimum of one ramen shop. even if its managed by chinese or korean folks.

6) curry shop not required but appreciated.

7) some monument or large object from japan. dedication plaque required so tourist can read about how a certain distinquished ambassador or dignitary has dropped by and donated the said item.

8) japanese travel service. doesn't have to be open at regular business hours. must have at least two cardboard figures of japanese flight attendants from different japanese airlines. singapore airlines also acceptable.

9) at least 10 percent japanphile customer base. of which, at least one japanphile must show off by speaking only in japanese even though every employee is fluent in english and the employee always initiates conversations in english.

[Asharak]

Originally posted by evillilgirl
dear georgie boy,
thanx for fuckin up my talk show this morning with your mister potatoe head blahblahblahneess why in the fuck did you have to cut off sylvia brown and montel in the middle of the dayum thing.. what the fuck where you thinkin? you schmuck!!
i only watch it on wednesdays cause sylvia is on there.. and you just had policitical grabble smabble dabble drool all ova my morning program.. thanx you schmuck!
i really apprieated that.. you fucktard!
i have it in the right mind to call you a Cuntbag now guy!
<3 ebil

[SDP]

BIX NOOD!

-unattributed

[liquid mass]

Originally posted by Killjoy
how sad, i deleted all of my posts and now i regret it. i bet i said some hilarious shit.