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Old 06-02-2004, 09:36 PM
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Originally posted by montyburnz

Imagine:
-waking up early every sunday to do Tai Chi
in the park. (Don't worry you won't be hungover
because he won't let you drink.)
-listening to his bad world music collection
-hearing his gripes about being a personal
assistant.
-two words: vegetarian farts
From "the love of my life..."
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Old 06-02-2004, 10:37 PM
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knock knock.

who's there?

why it's your landlord, the oakland athletics, and you've just been given 30 days notice to get out of first place.
i this guy!
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Old 06-02-2004, 11:49 PM
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fuck all men. guys will say ANYTHING to get in a girl's pants.
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in your case, he probably stayed quiet all night, yet still could not avoid the ordeal.
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Old 06-03-2004, 02:27 PM
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:57 PM
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:02 AM
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your mom smokes my pole!
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:15 PM
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once a girl bet me 10 dollar she could give better head than my x girlfriend

naturally i took the bet
got a BJ and 10 bucks
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Old 06-05-2004, 02:36 PM
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everyone just be your fucking selves for fuck's sake.
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Old 06-06-2004, 01:57 PM
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if i was rich i'd build a giant needle for camels to walk through.
Yessssss, Johnny.
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:43 PM
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^ They had a skit in SNL a few years back where Donald Trump was funding a program to accomplish just that. Huge needles, tiny camels, etc.
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:29 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jake
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you're cute, beanie. post a pic, i wanna see if you're cute enough for me to want to adopt you.
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$10 says the celibacy ends tonight.
he wins!
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:32 PM
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beans, get your ass to NYC and YOU win.
Oops, wrong thread.
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Old 06-06-2004, 10:45 PM
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Oh, the blocks Mr. Fairbrook has been around...hahaha! So true!
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Old 06-07-2004, 01:17 PM
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You are retarded.
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Read the books 'Fuck it!' and 'It ain't perfect, but it's good enough'.

These books has not been published yet, they haven't even been written yet. But when they do, the author will be fmstlr, and it will be sell like, er... the water world VHS. I know, it's not perfect, but it's good enough.
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