At Work Today...

[Sukebe]

Originally posted by (>_&lt
isn't flouride really toxic? isn't that why people don't swallow toothpaste? did you reaffirm your female co-worker after the boys ganged up on her? i'm a little concerned.

Fluorine gas combines w/ moisture in the air to form hydrofluoric acid... nasty stuff. HF attacks calcium, meaning if you spilled some on your hand, it'd melt your bones. Fluorine is very toxic.

Basically, management's response was, "Either you're dead or you're fine."

I did not reaffirm the lady who got dissed because she is one of them.

[cabbagechild]

Originally posted by Liver_on_a_Stick
No way dude. No hitting on took place what so ever!

maybe she wanted to hit you, just hit you, again and again, with hard, firm strokes. on the gonads. again and again. hard and firm. hard and firm.

[key_loser]

ahahahah, for what, exactly?

[key_loser]

The phrasing struck me funny is all.

[slackerbot]

we had a big meeting today. the word "synergy" was used at least 5 times in a one hour time span.

[ironmonqui]

Originally posted by Sukebe

Basically, management's response was, "Either you're dead or you're fine."

That sounds pretty fuckt! Is it a lab or something? Sue for endangerment.

or did you sign a waiver?

Call OSHA!

[shammy718]

...started a 401 K.

[EK-4000]

felicitations.

[key_loser]

I was just using the fax machine, and thinking about the "talk like a..." threads.

And I was thinking about talking like snoop dog in the office, and how I'd be using the fizzle machizzle. Then I got the biggest grin when I tried to figure out how to combine "xerox" and "izzle"

[shammy718]

...everyone walked around saying "You're fired" complete with hand motion.

[Sukebe]

Originally posted by ironmonqui
That sounds pretty fuckt! Is it a lab or something? Sue for endangerment.

or did you sign a waiver?

Call OSHA!

They said that level of detection for gas is way lower than levels where damage can occur.

My buddy works in the area where the problem was located and he is more than a little worried about his exposure.

[DJ LunchBox]

Yeah today was a bummer. First this d00d was like.......wait, i don't have a job.

[TrustFundBunny]

Me too yo. It cannot ever be avoided. At least I don't have to be here with everybody else. Listening to their inane chattering about whatever network sitcom was on last night.
And I have donuts!

[captain beeheart]

...I'm trying to review Zero 7 but I'm listening to Alice Coltrane because the fucking insipid clinical cod-chillout bollocks of Z7 was making me angry.

[ironmonqui]

I completed copies of a job application on break.

I tacked up a few (tiny) "demotivators" from Despair, Inc.

I listened to a mix posted by Akuma. (http://www.raeo.net)
I looove bein able to groove at work. Don't even have to wear headphones, either. The 19 year olds didn't seem too hip on it. They're kinda square, which makes me more secure, actually...

Oh, and on my first day back to regular (special) duties, I stayed caught up and din't do any one else's sheeit.

And I still like it there.