L A K E R S - Page 6

Thirty Nine · #76 05-26-2008, 06:30 AM

The only way to effectively stop Ginobli will be...nature. Tell Fish, Sasha, Jordan to just suddenly stop, and stare at his bald spot. He`ll be over when that happens, and gonna share the razor with fucking Brent Barry`s brother and Scissorhands!!! Manu`s a fuckin`elaphantitis balls, though.

I`s a`ight, we`ll take it on the chin, not tense up. We`re gonna fucking kill these mothafuckaz tomorrow or whatever. As much as they`re vets, we`re too young, faster and more energetic--bookended by (anybody see that second Hyperdunk commericial?!?!?!?!!) Kobe and Fish. Phil Jackson, Tex mummified in the background, B-Shaw, Rambis, even fucking Jim Cleamons. We all know Gary Vitti is the real MVP!!!

Thirty Nine · #77 06-01-2008, 01:14 AM

1) Which team is better if they got into a rumble on the Giant Robot Message board, before such things existed, therefore it`d be a big rumble after school?

81.8% Lakers
18.2% Celtics

2) Which team knows they`re fuckin`wack-ass bitches from Boston and should fucking go back to listening to Dropkick Murphys or back to Fenway Park?

73.0% Celtics
27.0% Lakers

3) Which team doesn`t have crack-ass lookin`people like Ray Allen and Sam Cassell?

71.3% Lakers
28.7% Celtics

4) How important is it to Kobe Bryant's legacy to not look like a pretty all the time and decimate all the negative publicity from him not being able to keep his pants zipped? And cheat on Vanessa?!?!?

65.1% Very important
22.8% Somewhat important
12.2% Not important

5) Which of the Celtics' big three would you want with the ball in his hands with the game on the line--cos you know THIS IS THE Finals and KG ain`t gonna come through with the weak-fadeaway?

60.7% Paul Pierce
23.1% Kevin Garnett
16.3% Ray Allen

Thirty Nine · #78 06-01-2008, 01:17 AM

6) How big a role will DJ Mbenga have in the outcome of the series?

47.1% Small role
36.6% Big role
16.3% No role

7) Does the fact that the Lakers and Celtics are meeting make traffic in both LA and Boston more likely to be empty and breezy? (Except for the obligatory half-time run for another twenty-four pack)

78.1% Yes
21.9% No

8) Who is the greatest Celtic of all time?

53.9% Rick Fox
40.9% Brian Scalabrine
1.3% Paul Pierce
1.2% John Havlicek
0.9% Bob Cousy
0.4% Robert Parish
0.4% Kevin McHale
0.3% Dennis Johnson
0.2% K.C. Jones
0.2% Sam Jones
0.2% Dave Cowens

9) Who is the greatest Laker of all time?

44.6% David Rivers
17.8% Eddie Jones
14.9% Flea
13.1% Jack Nicholson
5.8% Jerry West
2.0% Shaquille O'Neal
0.8% Elgin Baylor
0.6% George Mikan
0.4% James Worthy

10) Which team has a more boring history?

57.1% Celtics
42.9% Lakers

11) Which team will win the NBA Finals?

35.2% Lakers 4-2
19.8% Celtics 4-3
15.2% Celtics 4-2
15.0% Lakers 4-1
9.6% Lakers 4-3
2.6% Lakers 4-0
1.3% Celtics 4-1
1.2% Celtics 4-0

Total Votes: 138,384

chocolate cake · #79 06-01-2008, 06:44 AM

MMMbenga is getting MMMbetter.

chocolate cake · #80 06-05-2008, 06:42 AM

Thirty Nine or anyone,

Do you have any predictions for the final standings?
I mean, with the Lakers winning
of course, how many games will it take?

ja.net · #81 06-06-2008, 01:41 PM

I predict the Lakers will lose in the 3rd game.

Honestly, I cannot even make sense of half the posts in this thread. Is this comprehensible sports talk, or are you guys letting your English slip?

atomicscissors · #82 06-06-2008, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chocolate cake
Do you have any predictions for the final standings?
I mean, with the Lakers winning
of course, how many games will it take?

It's gonna go seven. Lakers win.