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Janus: En ma fin git mon commencement. |
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What made me laugh today was that my friend was sitting and realized that she had put her thong on backwards and sideways! lmfao. We cracked up for 15 minutes.
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"If the definition of beauty gets any thinner, no one will fit." "Would you rather have a 12 inch permanently flaccid penis attached to your shoulder or have screaming Furbies closly attached to every single major joint on your body?" "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" |
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pics?
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No.
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"If the definition of beauty gets any thinner, no one will fit." "Would you rather have a 12 inch permanently flaccid penis attached to your shoulder or have screaming Furbies closly attached to every single major joint on your body?" "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" |
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Can U send me da thong?
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51. I don't ghost ride. 52. But I can get hyphy. |
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breeders.
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Janus: En ma fin git mon commencement. |
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^ Actually that thong story really is perplexing. I could see a zen master telling this story to his pupils so they can have something to meditate about. One hand clapping or putting on butt floss backwards and sideways. Untie that brain knot, young grasshopper.
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I’ve had really bad iguana, and I’ve had really pretty good iguana. - Tony |
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Sitting at lunch today (nodding my head to a Journey song), look across the street and I see some dude driving in reverse through the drive-thru at BK.
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getting this on the boards ::
Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 75 seconds maybe 75 seconds will be long enough for us to actually think before we type?? it is to laugh ^_^ jk
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Ha, what just made me laugh is that yesterday it said 90 seconds! My Impatience has won over The Well Thought Out Response!
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Art Director, Graphic Designer and Notoriously Generous Lover Kicking your babies in the face since '06 |
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Quote:
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I was thinking about Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail (she'll appeal and probably get off of course). The fact she was convicted made me laugh for a start.
The I started thinking about what headlines the tabloid press would use and Last tango in Paris came to mind. So then I started thinking about Paris and a cellmate who looks like a female version of an aging Marlon Brando, who would be nursing a tub of butter, harbouring dark thoughts and waiting for lights out. Then I laughed a bit more. Does that make me a bad person?
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Saw a Yahoo article about Jodie Sweetin, who played one of the girls on Full House. A mention of a semi-pro tennis playing husband leads me to her Wikipedia page, where I see this:
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I’ve had really bad iguana, and I’ve had really pretty good iguana. - Tony |
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^ Maybe she only had a recreational addiction?
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