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Old 05-02-2002, 01:45 PM
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your colostomy bag is sure to win her over.
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Old 05-02-2002, 01:47 PM
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I don't have one, but I'll get one if you think it might help.
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Old 05-02-2002, 01:47 PM
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it might. the earthy aroma is sure to catch her nose.
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Old 05-02-2002, 01:50 PM
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All the guys are taking notice. I'll lose my shot if I don't act fast. I should trip in front of her make-shift office and 'sprain' my ankle. She'll have to help and then when she's taking care of me she'll fall in love with me. Unless Igor gets to me first.
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Old 05-02-2002, 01:54 PM
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why, is he in love with you?
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Old 05-02-2002, 01:54 PM
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check your email, dotard.
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Old 05-02-2002, 01:59 PM
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Whe we play chess it's magic.

P.S. Faye has blonde streaks, but I can't tell if they're real. Her shirt's smaller than mine.
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:03 PM
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check for roots, son!
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:03 PM
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i must away.
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:09 PM
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I could keep track of the wieght I consume versus the wieght I excrete. That might be an interesting study. Well, not really, but it would be something to do.
perpirations? how do you keep track of that?
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:31 PM
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I'd wiegh myself before eating then wiegh myself after eating to deal with that end. I'd wiegh myself before I poop and after I poop. I'd also have to do this when drinking water because most of my wieght is liquid. I would then be able to guess how much weight I lose by pooping and peeing. I'd also be able to see how much I sweat out.

Roy just walked by Faye's 'office' really slowly. She has the makings of a fan-club.

I hope I get to be the founder.
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:35 PM
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Roy just walked by Faye's 'office' really slowly. She has the makings of a fan-club.

I hope I get to be the founder.
i wanna play.
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Old 05-02-2002, 03:03 PM
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I talked to her and she giggled and the universe stood still.
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Old 05-03-2002, 10:38 AM
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make your move, bobby. this i command dammit.
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