By Eric on 2010-03-19

Crying crying. Babies crying. Wah wah wah… “I’m so hurt! Carry me. I’m not getting what I want! Where’s my toys. I’m so tired. I want what that guy has in his hand, even though I don’t know what it is. I just took a crap and it’s running down my leg! Where’s my mom? I’m hungry, where’s my candy? I’m special though cuz I eat veggies! Who are you taking my photo?”

“Ok, mother fucker. That’s enough! I’ll remember you when I get big.

I’ll crush your skull, while you fart dust.”