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It’s not quite a device, but Nintendo makes sure penises don’t get sent around via social media in America. For some reason Americans like to draw penises. (P4R – Penis Drawings)
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Like Darth Vader upset at the end of Star Wars… Nooooooo! A 49 year old man was found dead from stab wounds and his penis under his bed. It’s been ruled a suicide. Yes it’s a bizarre crime, there are no photos, and there’s hilarious translated commentary from a TV show about it. With 30,000 suicides a year in Japan, this one is baffling. (xisde – Penis)
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We enjoy sushi just like everyone else, but this man had what looks like a baby unagi, swim up his urethra or in short (penis). Zhang Nan went into a pool of eels in a non-perverted manner. The pool was one of those gimmicks that incorporate swimming animals who eat the dead skin off of your body and an eel swam into his penis. Was he wearing shorts? The articles makes no mention of that. And where there’s a urethra, there’s also an anus, and perhaps he got lucky that the double dragon didn’t happen. However, Zhang did catch the 6″ critter and make an effort to pull it out, however it swam even harder in and disappeared. This has the makings of a great urban legend. (MetroUK – Eel)
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